"Sir, you may indeed ornament the blaze upon your hoop in any manner you discern gladdening, but I deem it scarcely conceivable that you shall ever sway my pig to vault through it."
~Violet Moorfields from "The Found Moorfields Journals
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I wrote one satisfying sentence this day......I leave it for you.........
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12 comments:
Thanks for the chuckle! You're really on a roll today.
Pig 1, Sir 0!
ha..ha...Happy Monday to you ~
This is one of the best put-downs I have ever read.
HA! Great throwback style with fully liberated attitude.
Very clever!
Love that Violet!
One satisfying sentence beats a novel full of drivel every time...too funny, loved it.
very cute
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Clever!
That is so clever, and the timing is impeccable!
Ha..Elevated language always adds to an insult..good one!
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