Sunday, February 19, 2012

The Journal of Violet Moorfields


"Sir, you may indeed ornament the blaze upon your hoop in any manner you discern gladdening, but I deem it scarcely conceivable that you shall ever sway my pig to vault through it."

 ~Violet Moorfields from "The Found Moorfields Journals
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I wrote one satisfying sentence this day......I leave it for you.........
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12 comments:

Teresa said...

Thanks for the chuckle! You're really on a roll today.

Fireblossom said...

Pig 1, Sir 0!

Heaven said...

ha..ha...Happy Monday to you ~

Kerry O'Connor said...

This is one of the best put-downs I have ever read.

hedgewitch said...

HA! Great throwback style with fully liberated attitude.

Laurie Kolp said...

Very clever!

Lolamouse said...

Love that Violet!

Herotomost said...

One satisfying sentence beats a novel full of drivel every time...too funny, loved it.

zongrik said...

very cute

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Mary said...

Clever!

Semaphore said...

That is so clever, and the timing is impeccable!

rallentanda said...

Ha..Elevated language always adds to an insult..good one!